Friday, August 14, 2009

Omaha's the Closest I'll Get To Paris This Year

So I was at my favorite little Omaha bistro last weekend, sitting at a sidewalk table enjoying the Parisian gestalt, when a friend of a friend stopped by, sized me up and said I needed to GAIN weight!

Thanks, Darlin'! Kinder words were never spoken, at least where I'm concerned and CERTAINLY not in Omaha!

By the way, after 2,000 miles of driving, I'm not sure which is the bigger waste of statehood - Oklahoma or Arkansas. Right now I'm thinking Oklahoma due to the amount of disorganized, utterly incomprehensible, traffic-snarling road construction.

I think I saw a certain ex-President chasing a bimbo through an Arkansas Burger King. Don't ask me what I was doing there...gaining weight, maybe.

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