Tuesday, September 30, 2008

I Read The Paper So You Won't Have To

It's a dirty job but someone must do it.  The Spire's penthouse has been sold to Ty Warner, multi-billionaire father to billions of Beanie Babies, most of which are currently stored in my basement.

Drew Peterson doesn't know why he flunked a lie-detector test.   Let me 'splain something to you, Drew.  You flunked cuz you're a lying dillhole.

He despises most of what she stands for yet he's not above making money from her nude portrait.  So now we know what HE stands for.  And his DAUGHTER served as the body model! How creepy is THAT?

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