Last weekend, thanks to my oustandingly upstanding influence, Tri-Brother bought his very own Flying Lunchbox. (Apparently tri-bikes are tough to fit into a Porsche's trunk or something.) He called me on the way home from the dealer to find out which XM channel carries Cubs' games. Like I'd know? Those bums. I don't expect Aramis "Anonymous" Ramirez and Derek "Double-Play" Lee to go far in the playoffs.
Now if you see Tri-Bro somewhere along the Maryland shore, unloading a carbon-fiber rocket from the back of a Lunchbox, say 'hi' then get the hell outta his way.
I'm sure he'd appreciate it.
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