There may be more hurricanes this season...or fewer. Or the same. We dunno. They may be stronger...or not. The cause may be global warming...or temporary cooling...or something. We're not really sure. And despite our fancy computers and forecasting models we're correct only slightly more often than flipping a coin though LOTS more grant money might buy you a better coin.
And despite not knowing what the Hell's going on, here's fair warning: leave the beach RIGHT NOW! (Except you in that itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini. You can stay.)
Now, whatever happens, it's not our fault...though we'll always say 'told ya!' But call us about the grant money. Really.
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