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Sunday, February 05, 2012

Super Bowl XXXVVVVIIIIILLLL Whatever

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Well, it may not have been the worst Super Bowl halftime show ever (Black Eyed Peas still hold that crown) but it was certainly the weirdest...
Monday, August 29, 2011

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Any 50-something man who is so stupid as to call golf "exercise" ought to look down at his waistline once in a while. Idiots.

It Ain't Easy Being An Oracle!

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The "Oracle of Omaha" takes a good whacking for having his head up his ass and his hand in your pockets...and mine.

Rahmbo Rocks Chicago

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Chicago Tribune: Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel on his performance in the Chicago Triathlon where he finished ninth out of 80 in his age group...
Sunday, August 21, 2011

Bike, Check! Helmet, Check! Lawyer, Wha?

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So what should you buy next, after the bike? Yes, a helmet, I know. But after THAT? If you're in NYC, a lawyer might be a good idea....
Saturday, August 20, 2011

Avoiding the Swim Freakouts

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The NY Times weighs in on preparing triathletes for the "chaos" of open-water swimming . I've found that getting better at o...
Sunday, August 14, 2011

Runs, Trains and Medicine Balls

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Nice run this morning, along the river and through the woods, no Grandmother's house to be found. Kept company by quacking ducks, dro...
Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Buh-Bye Honda Financial Services!

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And so the Flying Lunchbox is finally paid off. Free and clear. In my name and my name only. The hauler of triathlon bikes, wetsuits, d...
Monday, August 08, 2011

Couch Potatoes Need Not Apply

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Two deaths in this weekend's New York Triathlon and the NY Times' headline is " Death During Swim Renews Questions About Event’...
Sunday, August 07, 2011

Vertical Man Goes Vertical

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Great weekend in Steamboat Springs, CO. Visited some favorite dining spots, hiked up to the gondola's top to work it all off. Perfect w...
Monday, August 01, 2011

Are You Kidding Me?

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A free copy of ESPN the Magazine landed in my office today. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? There's NO lamer, more boring, utterly wretched example...
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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Pretty Soon Starvation Will Be the Trendiest Diet Of Them All!

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Once upon a time it was OK to eat meat, red and otherwise. A time when butter, eggs and cream were staples. The French do it, gleefully...

Should Drugs Be Decriminalized?

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Probably. Will they be? Doubtful. Why not? Don’t kid yourself. It has far less to do with proclamations about youthful morality tha...

The Team That Tris Together...

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...what? Stays together? We're about to find out! Good luck to the five Timex employees competing in Ironman Lake Placid on July 24. ...
Sunday, June 05, 2011

Daily Training

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Earlier: an easy 1:15 run, shaking out a few cobwebs. Proud form, quick tempo, 21 right foot falls in 15 seconds, driving the arms forward ...
Saturday, June 04, 2011

The Daily Dose, Vertically Speaking

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‎"I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day di...
Friday, June 03, 2011

Vertical Man's Resurrection

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And so it begins. The long, slow slog, the base building, the dark, cold, early morning workouts, the Boot Camps, the "I forget how ma...
Sunday, February 20, 2011

Sunday Mornings Sure Are Fine!

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The Wall Street Journal's weekend edition in my hands, NPR's "Weekend Edition" on the radio and strong black coffee racing...
Wednesday, February 02, 2011

Never Pick A Fight With Someone Who Buys Ink By the Barrel!

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I know there's lots of competition for the award, but is there a bigger idiot in professional sports than Washington Redskins owner Dan ...
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Monday, January 31, 2011

Look Out Texas!

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As soon as a few consulting gigs are safely underway, I'm throwing my bike and the rest of my tri-gear into the Flying Lunchbox and head...
Saturday, January 15, 2011

A Chicago Sportsgasm

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I've heard this weekend described as a Chicago "Sportsgasm." What's a Sportsgasm? Well, it means fans get to boo "Om...
Friday, January 14, 2011

Time To Run, Shovel Or Leave!

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Despite a lingering cough and 30" of snow, I'm hellbent to get in a run tomorrow. Or maybe I'll just shovel the driveway. Tha...
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Monday, January 03, 2011

Happy (Cough) New Year (Cough, Cough!)

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Flying home from Steamboat last week, I had the good fortune to be seated in front of what sounded like refugees from either a phlegm deposi...
Wednesday, December 29, 2010

2010's Popular Workouts

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From Fitsugar.com, here's a year-ending list of 2010's fitness trends ; Barefoot running. (A trend I don't get at all.) Working...
Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Tri-Daughter Update

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The Tri-Daughter center of gravity is slowly moving to the southwest. Tri-Daughter #2 recently announced she's leaving Portland, OR and...

Galena Triathlon 2011

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Registration opens in a few days for the 16th annual Galena (IL) Triathlon and Duathlon . Scheduled for May 21, 2011, the race through the...
Thursday, December 23, 2010

Benefits Of Altitude

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I'm spending the week in Steamboat Springs, CO with Tri-Brother and (now) Tri-Sister. If this week had a theme song it'd be "L...
Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Is Complaining An Aerobic Activity?

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The Great Suburban Outback's roads are slicker than greased pig snot, thanks to lake effect snows and multiple freeze/thaw cycles. I...
Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Omaha Takes Two High and Tight

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Captious (n): " tending to find and call attention to faults; "a captious pedant"; "an excessively demanding and faultfi...
Tuesday, November 09, 2010

Geezers Rock!

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Ironman at age 70? Sure, why not?
Thursday, November 04, 2010

Train Hotter To Race Faster

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From Discovery News , a study suggests that you'll race faster in cool weather if you add heat to your training sessions. Successful tri...
Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Top 10 Non-Traditional Places For Triathletes To Live

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Top-10 Triathlon Towns, from Triathlete Magazine. At least three are on my list of "places I'd like to call home someday." L...
Wednesday, October 06, 2010

Triathlon Grows...and Shrinks

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From The Wall Street Journal: "World Triathlon Corp., whose signature long-distance event, the Ford Ironman World Championship, is taki...
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Saturday, September 11, 2010

Closing the Pool Is the TRUE End Of Summer

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I don't care what the calendar says. Another week or two and the pool gets closed for the winter. Too bad. My swim form has improved ...
Friday, September 10, 2010

Ironman 70.3 Muncie

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The Muncie (IN) Endurathon becomes Ironman 70.3 Muncie , debuting on July 9, 2011. Registration opens today on www.ironmanmuncie.com.
Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Should You Stretch Before A Run?

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Today's NY Times weighs in on the issue, reporting the results of a recent USA Track & Field study involving 1,600 runners - stretch...
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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Some Training Advice, Perhaps Obvious, Perhaps Not

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Today's run in the heat reminded me of some great advice from CoachKaryn, specifically, run when it's hot, slacker! And when it...
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Monday, August 09, 2010

Most Difficult Half-Ironman?

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Hardest vs. easiest Half-Ironman 70.3 triathlon courses , based on average finishing time. Most difficult? UK. Easiest? Clearwater. Stee...
Monday, July 26, 2010

Brand me, logo me, pay me.

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The NY Times finds that, to communicate status and connoisseurship, the rich rely less on logos and more on design and detailing. In short...
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How Coffee Can Energize Your Workout

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How Coffee Can Energize Your Workout
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Saturday, July 17, 2010

Time For A Swim Tuneup

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I'm meeting with a swim coach at Lifetime Fitness this evening, as I'm way overdue for a tune-up on a swim stroke that was never ve...
Thursday, July 15, 2010

"Men Staring..."

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Yesterday it was the ugly sight of "Men Who Stare At Screens." Today, it's men staring at farm animals and a reminder that I...
Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Watch Out Geezers!

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Armstrong says he'll start at the half-Ironman distance And with that, every 70.3 race this year and next just sold out.

"Men Who Stare At Screens"

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Can structured workouts overcome the negative effects of couch potato-ness? Maybe not, says The New York Times. In short, you still need t...
Friday, June 25, 2010

Sports drinks vs. energy bars vs. gels

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From The New York Times: the relative merits of sports drinks, energy bars and gels. The conclusion: "...the researchers found...that...
Monday, May 31, 2010

In Memory Of A Memorial Day Run

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Running through the woods along the river is fine. Running in the rain is fine. Running THROUGH the woods ALONG the river IN the rain while ...
Thursday, May 20, 2010

There's 'Clean" and There's 'Coming Clean.'

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Floyd Landis: I was a doper .
Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Another Day, Another Brick In The Wall

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The sun is finally out and it's looking like we'll see the upside of 60 degrees for the first time in days. Back from a run with Ca...
Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Lance Armstrong Offers Tips For Strong Cycling

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Tuesday, May 11, 2010

"Working Triathlons Into A Busy Schedule"

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From The Wall Street Journal's Health & Wellness column, here's how a busy CEO works Ironman training into her hectic schedule ...
Saturday, May 08, 2010

On not giving in...

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Chris Lieto: Triathlon training is mind over body . Skip the weights in favor of core training. Some tempo work is necessary but there...
Saturday, February 20, 2010

The Michael Phelps Diet: 12,000 Calories Per Day

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Wondering how Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps fuels up? From the Wall Street Journal's Health Blog, Phelps' typical menu includes (...
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"Finish vertically not horizontally." Here are the life adventures of Vertical Man, captious triathlete. Training, racing, drumming, musing and ranting. Occasional music, literary or social criticism, product reviews, dinner menus and whatever else I feel like, all viewed from the middle of the pack. I see the world through idiosyncratic, BS-detecting glasses and suffer neither fools nor celebrities very gladly or for very long. I'm frequently opinionated and occasionally profane...or is it the other way around? Of course you know that the views expressed here are mine and mine alone. And as someone once said, I am neither eager to please nor easy to please. If this discombobulates you, feel free to act like a mature adult and click that little 'X' in your screen's upper right corner because you're on the wrong blog, bucko.
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