Never Pick A Fight With Someone Who Buys Ink By the Barrel!

I know there's lots of competition for the award, but is there a bigger idiot in professional sports than Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder? He's trying to get a reporter fired for penning a critical article listing Snyder's many missteps during an ownership tenure spanning 12 years and Jeff George, Albert Haynesworth and Jim Zorn.

Snyder tripped over a sewage ditch and fell face-first into a pool of money. Too bad some IQ points weren't included.