Sunday, March 08, 2009

Dear God In Heaven

So before I start the movie (discussed below) I channel-surfed for a moment to see if Comcast, in its infinite "wisdom" has decided to broadcast today's Chicago Blackhawks' game. Nope. Silly me.

Basketball on one channel. Blech! NASCAR on another. Puke! Golf on a third. Yecch! The three "sports" topping my "loathe" list.

A sociopathic terrorist could torture me beyond all comprehension just by limiting my TV channels to basketball, NASCAR and golf. After 5 minutes I'd give 'em anything they want: nuclear launch codes, Ft. Knox's secret entrance, Oprah's latest tonnage, anything.

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