Thursday, January 15, 2009

And So It Begins

As I predicted, some financial institutions are back for a second helping at the taxpayer bailout buffet.  

Ironic, isn't it?  Netting $100 by robbing a bank with your water pistol will land you in jail.  But disguise some idiotic trickery behind your Harvard MBA??  Cause $50 billion of shareholder and taxpayer money to go 'poof'??  Well, then you might forfeit your year-end bonus.  

Oh the horrors!  The deprivation!  OMG!  A smaller house in the Hamptons!  Buying the cheap Ferrari!  Is there no justice?

I guess the moral here is that if you want to rob a bank, the best way is from the a clueless dumbass employee.

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