Ironic, isn't it? Netting $100 by robbing a bank with your water pistol will land you in jail. But disguise some idiotic trickery behind your Harvard MBA?? Cause $50 billion of shareholder and taxpayer money to go 'poof'?? Well, then you might forfeit your year-end bonus.
Oh the horrors! The deprivation! OMG! A smaller house in the Hamptons! Buying the cheap Ferrari! Is there no justice?
I guess the moral here is that if you want to rob a bank, the best way is from the inside...as a clueless dumbass employee.
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