Saturday, August 16, 2008

Nifty Shifty! Madonna's Fifty!

I'd like to take a moment - an auspicious, meaningful, utterly sincere Vertical Man moment - and welcome the very FIRST (and still the weirdest) pop tart to the over-the-hill world of geezers and geezerettes.

I think she'd make a swell spokesbimbo at her advanced age, maybe in some sorta joint advertising campaign for ED and vaginal dryness treatments...cuz what's one without t'other?

Wait 'til her AARP application shows up.

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