Some People Shouldn't Be Allowed To Breed

I dunno. I seem to be way behind the cultural consciousness, avoiding all reality TV as I do. But aren't the headlines calling last night's Bachlorette final "shocking" and "a major upset" a minor overstatement?

C'mon. You could take the IQs of the entire cast, crew and most of the show's fans, put 'em in a blender with ice and still not assemble enough raw material to fill an elf's thimble. In fact you'd have room left over for a Fig Newton and the beating hearts of two network executives.