“Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.”
I actually got to use this one at work today. Surprising how many situations it fits, including my Prior Place of Employment's (PPE's) Party Planning, er, Marketing team.
While I’m at it, the neologism of the day:
Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
Oh what the hell, here’s the Political joke ‘o the day too:
"Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani said the one thing about him that you can count on is that we he makes a decision, he sticks with it. You don't believe him? You can ask either of his two ex-wives." --Jay Leno
Might as well do this while I’m at it: iPod Shuffle:
“The Main Thing” by Roxy Music from Avalon. Sleek, steely, propulsive, lovelorn and weary.
Monday, July 16, 2007
Today's Aphorism and Other Mindless Stuff
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Avalon was a great record, but my personal Roxy Music fave was Flesh+Blood.
Lots of makeout sessions to that one during the 80's - heh.
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