Seek and Ye Shall Find (Maybe)

An Ask.com search for “When the audience is tired and inattentive what three things could you do to get and hold their attention?” resulted in the latest castaway washing up on these deserted Life Is A Tri shores.

Let’s see. Three things. Hmmm. Do they have to be legal? And should you wear clothes?

I'll bet the answer wasn't to be found here...