The Next Paris Hilton May Be 3 Years Old and Living In Boston

As a frequent (and reluctant) flier these days, I see my share of unruly kids and clueless parents. Good for this airline for taking a stand.

“We weren’t given an opportunity to hold her, console her or anything” says the mother. Excuse me whilst I hurl. Holding? Consoling? Try planting her little 3 year-old ass in the seat so 112 other passengers don’t have to wait…and wait…and wait for the tantrum to run its natural course.

“This could happen to you if your child cries…” opined the mother. She should have added “…and you, the parents, are clueless nitwits.” The father says they’ll never fly AirTran Airlines again. So much the better, ‘cause I will.