Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Back On the Pedestal

Fair warning: this post may have CoachKaryn and Intrepid Training Partner bailing as my esteemed co-authors. All I can do is reiterate that the opinions expressed herein are mine and mine alone. In other words, they're the ravings of a lunatic. And if it'll make you feel any better, never doubt that CoachKaryn and ITP will seek their revenge in person.

So commenter Djgoldnboy admonished me for spilling the beans about my race "strategy". I've learned, though, that I am far from unique in seeing the "world" from that particular, er, viewpoint. Thanks for joining me in the gutter, guys.

But the gutter is sort of a not-so-nice place to be and I've seen the error of my ways. Yep, I want you all to know that I am truly, truly sorry and repentant as hell. In fact, I'm beginning intensive attitudinal therapy to restore females everywhere to their rightful place on the pedestal.

Where I can look up their skirts...

9 comments:

Comm's said...

a completely redeemable post in my opinion.

mipper said...

wicked, wicked man... ;)

Vertical Man said...

You peeked!

Flatman said...

I hereby bestow one of my wife's nicknames for me on you too...

Perv Griffin... :)

The Clyde said...

Good stuff, laughed out loud.

SM said...

I have remainded silent long enough. I must comment, but am left speechless by your total.....

SM said...

I will simply ask you to recall what I would tell you were I there in person!

Vertical Man said...

Sorry, SM, I don't say (or think) those words any more!

William said...

You should be as-shamed of yourself.