Saturday, January 15, 2011

A Chicago Sportsgasm

I've heard this weekend described as a Chicago "Sportsgasm." What's a Sportsgasm?

Well, it means fans get to boo "Omaha Tommy" Ricketts and his team of stumbling bums at the Cubs' convention, cheer the Bulls efforts against JeBron Lames and the Miami Hate, curse da Bears' cringe-worthy offense in their playoff game against the Suttle Swamphawks, and yell "Let's Go Hawks" as the Blackhawks skate in a home-and-home series with the Nashville Prednisones.

Or something like that. Sportsgasms are hard to pin down.

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