Thursday, April 16, 2009

So Long Twitter! Nice Knowing You!

OK, well, the TwitterSphere is agog with rumors that Her Royal Oprahness (HRO) will, tomorrow, announce her very own Tweety presence, complete with hints for personal growthfulness and the inside track to membership in the Cult Of 'O.'


A terminally annoying, messianic twit, HRO has single-handedly promoted more kooks and weirdos than P.T. Barnum, The Gong Show and MSNBC's Keith Olberman combined. It's bad enough that she's on TV and in magazines. Hell, she probably has her own web site and everything. Can't she leave well enough alone?

I'll bet Twitter's leaders regret delaying their IPO. The end of their civilization is in sight now that HRO's gotten involved. The only trend she can spot is one that's SO last year.

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