Change We Can Believe In

So next week ushers in the era of change.  Hmmm.  Of course there's change...and then there's change.  You know, the kind we can believe in.  

Apparently we're changing the business of change, though I'm betting some things never change.  Like the Rabid Righties who still haven't forgiven Slick Willie.  Or the Loony Lefties who won't soon forgive Dubya, either.  

Of course change is best when it's happening to - or being forced on - someone else.  So to all of you, rabid and loony, I say leave me outta your life's plans, you little change-averse weirdos.

And now I sign off with a poem:

Change is cool, 

Change is neat.

But it's better for YOU,

Cuz my life's replete!

BWAHAHAHAHA!