Wednesday, October 15, 2008
And Another Pollster Goes Away Unhappy
With my state still firmly in electoral play, the campaigns are driving themselves into such a tizzy that one intrepid poll-taker actually made the mistake of calling me this morning...
(ring ring ring...)
Me: 'Hello?'
(Looooooooooooooooooong pause while their phone system recognized that a live person actually answered. I shoulda hung up but...)
Pollster: 'Hello?'
Me: 'I said it first!'
Pollster: 'Ummm...what?'
Me: 'I said it first!'
Pollster: 'Said what first?'
Me: 'Hello!'
Pollster: 'Hello! Hello! Can you hear me?'
Me: 'Yes, I hear you. You've got 3 seconds to get to something resembling a point!'
Me: 'You betcha.'
Pollster: 'May I ask who you intend to vote for?'
Me: 'No.'
Pollster: 'So you're undecided?'
Me: 'No, I've decided who I'm voting for. 'No' means I won't tell you who it is.'
Pollster: 'Ummm. Well, for statistical purposes may I ask your age?
Me: 'No.'
Pollster: 'No? What? You won't tell me? Why not? I've never had anyone refuse to answer before.'
Me: 'First time for everything, babe. Now go away.'
Labels:
Politicians,
Stupid stuff
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