OK, stick with me here. T-D #1 recently graduated. T-D #2's boyfriend did too. An after-graduation pool party. Boyfriend attended avec parents. Boyfriend's father plays kick-ass guitar. Guitar's sitting in car trunk. Next to a big-ass Marshall amp. Father saw silent DW drums. Ahhh, that ain't right! Guitar and amp rescued from trunk. Vertical Man on the drums, silent no more. Woo-Hoo Boogaloo!
Crashing noise. Loud merriment. Geezer rock 'n roll. Bo Diddley beats. Chicago blues. Stones' "Casino Boogie" (cuz I'm Charlie Watts, remember?) Thin-lipped sticks-in-the-mud disapproving. Tough beans. Best graduation party EVAH! Surprised you didn't hear it.
One...two...one two three FOUR!
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