So Brett "phonetically it's Fahv-ray NOT Farv" Favre retires from the Green Bay Cheesesnarfers. Big deal. The Bears are led by idiots and I'll bet the Cheesesnarfers STILL have a better record than the Bears next season, much as it pains me to forecast it.
As someone once said of the Chicago Cubs: "We don't have to get better. Everyone else just has to get a little bit worse!" Yep, that's it. Imitation being the sincerest form of flattery, welcome to the new Bears' slogan: "Da Bears don't have to improve...we just need the Cheesesnarfers to get a little bit worse."
Though now that I think about it, it's not a bad strategy for my age-group placements: I don't need to get faster, I just need to outlive everybody. Workin' on it, baby. Cheers!
UPDATE: A commenter on this post compares Chicago's Soldier Field to Green Bay's Lambeau Field a.k.a. Cheesesnarfer Heaven, and finds the former wanting in design ambience. What? As stadium design goes, what's wrong with a "giant toilet bowl meets the Acropolis" theme, anyway! Oh, wait. I get it. The "City of Big Shoulders" meets the "Rim of the Big Hips." Never mind.
Nimes, the Rome of France
3 weeks ago
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maybe it's the stadia - Lambeau Field is cool whereas Soldier Field looks like a grounded UFO.
"The Great Suburu Outback" kills me by the way.
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