Monday, February 18, 2008

Loser Alert

Last week it was orgasm alerts.  This week I'm skipping the middle man and just alerting y'all to a black hole singularity-sized gathering of loser dweeboids assembling in the faint hope that safety in numbers will let 'em recapture a semblance of their youth.  Yep, even as I write this they're winding up and tossing old-lady bloomers on stage to a bunch of lame geezeroids..Bon Van Halen Jovi or something...


Good thing I got my run outta the way earlier today.  I'd might've mowed a few of 'em down and I HATE washing smelly groupie grease outta my running gear.

iPod Shuffle: "Heartbeat" by King Crimson, from "Absent Lovers: Live In Montreal 1984."   I remember the rhythm, the rhythm we made...

2 comments:

Spokane Al said...

. . . says the guy listening to King Crimson on his iPod.

I remember buying their first album, In the Court of the Crimson King, back in 1969.

But I will make sure I keep my bloomers on.

Anonymous said...

Hey SBG - A rather unfortunate and unlucky friend has to attend this concert as a birthday gift from his sister and is in the process of catching a very unfortunate cold. Ahhhh - chew, baby.