- I don't need to lose weight, but I should...
- Be less misanthropic. I'm gonna like people. Really. All of 'em.
- And be less observationally caustic and rant-prone.
- Read at least two books a week; the "Calvin & Hobbes" collections next to the john don't count.
- And of course work out more cuz I know this blog is supposed to be (at least loosely) related to triathlons.
- And eat better food that I've made myself. No more restaurant wankers.
- And drink better wine. And more of it. In better glasses.
- And be a better person.
- While I'm at it, I should live up to my profile or rewrite the damn thing.
- I might try to suffer fools more gladly.
- And be more eager to please.
- And way easier to please.
- Wow, I could even appreciate Celine Dion for what & who she is...once I figure out what & who she is.
- And go way out on a limb and meet a politician without getting arrested for character definition. Though I'm still gonna probably punch the accompanying celebrity right in the mouth.
- Finally, maybe, as a long shot, I'll shoot for the, er, moon and acknowledge that the female body is more than just luscious curves spilling out of black lace.
Oh hell, who am I kidding? That ain't happening.
iPod Shuffle: "Known For Years" by Rachel Yamagata, from "Rachel Yamagata (EP)." The latest smokey-voiced newcomer.
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