Note to Southwest Airlines: don't ya think, maybe, just perhaps, if your new boarding procedures require a 5-minute-long explanation to those of us in the boarding area you may want to rethink things a wee bit?
"If you're #36 in group A you line up NOW on THIS side of THAT sign but if you're in #12 in group B you stay seated until notified to line up over THERE on the OTHER side of a different sign and if you're #4 in group C affix your lips to your own ass and kiss it goodbye cuz you ain't flying today...unless your name begins with a J or a Q, in which case you stand on your head and bark like a chicken except those who went on-line last night and did something that you weren't allowed to do when you bought your ticket 3 days ago cuz we like to think that the ticketing & seat-assignment two-step somehow makes us egalitarian to a fault even though we're from Texas and can't spell words longer than 4 letters..."
No other explanation for it: Southwest must've used consultants with health care experience. I'm just sayin...
iPod Shuffle: "Monkey Man" by the Rolling Stones, from "Let It Bleed." 'nuff said.
1 comment:
Ya know you might have better luck with the airlines if you would quit wearing that towel on your head and yelling "Allah is good" when standing in front of the gate ticket agent attempting to get bumped up to the cockpit co-pilots seat!!!
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