Saturday, November 17, 2007

Close the Drapes!

I love living in an urban loft, except for the wildlife (and I'm NOT talking about rats, pigeons or raccoons.) No, I live across the street from a hotel and the life I observe is pretty damn wild. Right now I'm tempted to call the front desk and have them tell a certain room to CLOSE THEIR BLINDS!

Hey Buddy! If I wanted to see HER ugly legs around YOUR bony ass I'd call the cable company!

UPDATE IN THE LIGHT OF DAY: Oops, never mind. it was just two small kids jumping on the bed. My mistake.

iPod shuffle: NONE! I think I've gone blind!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

well, now it's your turn - give em something to look at, would ya?

Vertical Man said...

Shall I get some kids to jump on my bed?