Praise Me! I'm Only Stupid!

Steroid-popping home run-hitters and blood-doping bike racers. Point-shaving basketball officials and dog-fighting quarterbacks. Wow. The hockey commissioner's job is looking better and better. All he's dealing with is a moronic business model, neanderthal owners like "Dollar Bill" Wirtz and TV ratings more anemic than HGTV's.

Rank stupidity looks pretty good when compared to what else is going on.