"Right now, the Cubs are borderline inexplicable, and until you know exactly what's wrong, it's hard to fix it. Until then, you go with the empirical evidence, which is that God is a sucker for a 98-year-old slapstick routine."
Major premise: All Cubs fans are suckers for slapstick routines.
Minor premise: God is a Cubs fan.
Conclusion: Therefore, God is a sucker...
Even though they won yesterday (with 2 Tri-Daughters in the left field bleachers) it's hard to argue with The Chicago Tribune on this one...
Monday, June 04, 2007
The Syllogistic God
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