Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Three Things to Think About

(This landed in my e-mail inbox this morning. I don't know the original source...)



COWS: Does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington ? And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS: The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.

Workout today: 6 mi run with some hill repeats.

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