Men's Fitness magazine recently ranked Milwaukee, WI as the 5th FITTEST city in America. Obviously nobody from the magazine has ever been to Milwaukee, land of insipid beer, turd-like brats and Velveeta. Or maybe those fashion-forward orange deer-hunting costumes have some gut-containing spandex panels in 'em.
On the other hand, the Great Suburban Outback was ranked the numero uno FATTEST city in America. Ah, we do love our deep-dish pizza. But, for the most part, we don't don goofy outerwear and gun down the delivery man.
Kahlil Gibran, "The Prophet: On Giving"
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1 comment:
The first year Houston made #1 for Fattest City, my friend in Kenosha basically said WTF? Have they not ever been to Wisconsin?
It's all just a way to hype magazines.
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