Sunday, February 12, 2006

Fit vs. Fat

Men's Fitness magazine recently ranked Milwaukee, WI as the 5th FITTEST city in America. Obviously nobody from the magazine has ever been to Milwaukee, land of insipid beer, turd-like brats and Velveeta. Or maybe those fashion-forward orange deer-hunting costumes have some gut-containing spandex panels in 'em.

On the other hand, the Great Suburban Outback was ranked the numero uno FATTEST city in America. Ah, we do love our deep-dish pizza. But, for the most part, we don't don goofy outerwear and gun down the delivery man.

1 comment:

bunnygirl said...

The first year Houston made #1 for Fattest City, my friend in Kenosha basically said WTF? Have they not ever been to Wisconsin?

It's all just a way to hype magazines.